This is insanely awesome: a walk-through for a theoretical text-adventure game based on Katamari Damacy, a mind-altering video game that plays like a cross between the Eames's Powers of Ten and Tetris.
You are standing on the floor of a bedroom.
Your Katamari is 10cm.> N
There is a PAPER CLIP here.
> ROLL CLIP
I do not know what a CLIP is.
> ROLL PAPER CLIP
You roll up the PAPER CLIP.
You are standing on the floor of a bedroom.
> LOOK KATAMARI
Your Katamari is 10.2cm.
> N
You are standing on the floor of a bedroom.
There is a bottle of WHITE OUT here.> ROLL WHITE OUT
You attempt to roll the WHITE OUT. You bounce back with a jarring force!
You are standing on the floor of a bedroom.
There is a bottle of WHITE OUT here.> INVENTORY
Your Katamari contains the following items:
PAPER CLIP
(Thanks, Ruxxell!)