"My family has 'exessive earwax problems' and I often used whatever was available to get out the gunk (sometimes with the added painful sensation of poking your eardrum).
"Now I use this product called the Ototek Loop. You can jam it in your ear and swirl it around to your hearts content and you won't risk eardrum injury.
"Ahhhh sweeet relief!"
[This illustration is curious, isn't it? The earwax globule is white, and the person's head is earwax colored.]