Sarah T-068's features include:
- 100% genuine telepathic meat gloves for communicating with loved-ones. A must-have for any meat cyborg!
- photosynthetic light-capture organs and external chloroplast circulatory system
- bionic legs for kicking CEO's, politicians, priests, soldiers and other agents of oppression and exploitation.
- whipped cream and olive array for generating Anti-Yahweh telepathic shielding
- ninja meat mask for stealth operations
- generous line-in/line-out options
Link (Thanks, Reverse Cowgirl!)