Wintersweet sez, "The most disturbing highlights of the 1902 Sears, Roebuck, and Co. catalog are being posted with commentary. Who knew they were selling fishnet undershirts in 1902? I sure didn't…"
"I'm sorry to say that you're suffering from the condition we in the medical profession call 'TOO MUCH FAT.' It is a disease and source of great annoyance."
"You mean I'm one of the Fat Folks? What's the treatment? Exercise and a good diet?"
"Don't be silly! Just take my Obesity Powder! It will reduce your corpulency in a safe and agreeable manner, with no bad results–unlike those other cures."
(Thanks, Wintersweet!)