Conde Nast buys Wired News, flocks of angels in heaven sing

"Lycos is selling its Wired News unit to Condé Nast Publications for $25 million, Lycos parent Daum Communications announced in Korea late Tuesday, a deal that brings and Wired magazine under the same owner after an eight-year separation." OMGWTFBBQLINK!!!1!!1one.

Our sources in Pyongyang say Wired News' successful missile test prompted the reunification.

Disclosure: I'm a contributor to both Wired News and Wired Magazine, and I'm so excited to hear this I could just spontaneously combust right now. (Thanks, Kourosh Karimkhany and Paul Boutin!)