Report: jetliner bombing plot, iPod trigger for gel in Gatorade

CNN: "Terrorists planned to use MP3 players and energy drinks to blow up as many as 10 jetliners bound for the United States, authorities said Thursday. A senior congressional source said it's believed the plotters planned to mix a 'British version of Gatorade' with a gel-like substance to make an explosive that they would possibly trigger with an MP3 player or cell phone." Link

Who the fuck brought this motherfucking beverage onto this motherfucking plane?