A woman in Nanjing, China fell off a sixth floor balcony and survived thanks to a pile of poop on the ground below. From Sky News:
"She landed in a 20cm thick heap of excrement," the Kuaibao tabloid newspaper gleefully reported.
"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time, and had regularly blocked sewage pipes.
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