Borrowing a page from the Bruce Schneier Facts Database, a UK t-shirt maker has produced this stencil-style tee showing Schneier in a cowboy hat, with the legend, "Bruce Schneier Knows Alice and Bob's Shared Secret." This is pretty obscurely wonderful crypto nerd humor, ar ar ar. I ordered one.
(via Schneier)
See also Bruce Schneier Facts (in the style of Chuck Norris facts)