Oklahoma, determined to uphold its image as a state that begins and ends with a vowel, is now offering Global War on Terrorism license plates that feature a stylized pic of the WTC towers and a ferocious eagle. Take that Osama! Tell me that our custom plates aren't a worse blow to your jihadism than your capture and trial would be! America will win the war on abstract nouns by Christmas, I tell ya!
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Rick sez, "Check out Alabama's special license plates for veterans — besides 'Global War on Terrorism,' they offer special recognition to the 'Atomic Nuked Veteran.' Also, the Oklahoma 'Patriot' plate raises money to buy body armor for Oklahoma soldiers."