doggo dreamland Watch: A dog licks a floor while sleeping, then looks stunned when she realizes it was just a dream Carla Sinclair
presidential Responding to Russian misinformation that he fled, Zelensky speaks: "We are here. We are in Kyiv. We are defending Ukraine." Jason Weisberger
securities exchange commission Musk and brother under SEC investigation for insider trading Jason Weisberger
President Volodymyr Zelensky Ukraine President Zelensky on Thursday night: "This might be the last time you see me alive" Carla Sinclair
threats In response to sanctions, Chief of Russian space agency threatens to drop ISS on North America or Europe Jason Weisberger
gentlemen Gentleman arrested for sneaking into New York police station, spotted in commanding officer's office David Pescovitz
bear flag republic DNA evidence proves 'Hank the Tank' somewhat innocent, spares him from death Jason Weisberger
Mars Mars Perseverance rover captured this image of a metal drill bit lying on the planet's surface David Pescovitz
Guv Greg Abbott Chuck Tingle, author "Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt", buys Texas governor's website to prove love is real Thom Dunn
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tabloids Queen "skin & bones" and Michelle Obama "running for President" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
child abuse Vice principals charged with child abuse after failing to report high school sex assault allegations Rob Beschizza
flying the hostile skies Southwest passenger arrested after urinating in corner of the plane Carla Sinclair
masterful reframing Watch how Jen Psaki turns Ted Cruz's "Peppermint Patty" dis into a wonderful compliment Carla Sinclair
Ukraine Formula 1 didn't want to cancel the Russian Grand Prix, but then the drivers canceled it for them Rob Beschizza
fascists in america Ohio Senate candidate JD Vance's "I don't really care" comments on Ukraine look even worse today Carla Sinclair
Partnership for a Drug-Free America This anti-pot PSA warns that smoking the devil's lettice may cause you to purchase too many surfing monkey statues Popkin
alternate history These Jeff Spicoli-esque characters in this 1997 Carl's Jr. commercial share how they invented the lava lamp while high on life Popkin