I don't know how much this 25-lb bucket of lard costs at Wal-Mart, but I'll bet you'd be hard-pressed to find a lower price-per-calorie product than this. Plus, it's hydrogenated!
A little Googling taught me that the bucket Ray is holding contains 105,000 calories and 11,200 grams of saturated fat. Not only that, but as the bucket proudly proclaims, it is preserved with BHA and propyl gallate, everyone's favorite carcinogenic preservatives! It's like an old bucket of paint toting it's extraordinarily high lead content. Brilliant, ConAgra Foods!