The Optimist – Andy Daly
Mad – Jen Kirkman
Hurt But – Jonathan Coulton
W – James Adomian
Small Penis – John Hodgman
Not Altogether Hopeful – Maria Bamford
Turkey – Jonathan Katz
Ralph, the New Optimist – Dan Klein
Judy – Xeni Jardin
Link to audio, and you can also dig it in video form, re-enacted by puppets from Brian Hogg of Hoggworks.
Buy Saunders' latest book, which includes this story, here: Link.
(Thanks for the epic lulz, Jesse Thorn!)