Quack science has hit a new high in FPSBrain, a German caffeine-laced vitamin beverage pill intended to improve your performance at playing first-person shooter games:
1 FpsBrain is the only effective product with a 110% money-back guarantee. Clinical research and expert knowledge made it possible to develop an effective neural accelerator.
2 FpsBrain is active within the first 60 minutes after use and releases its active ingredients constantly for 6 hours maximum into the body.
3 Fps has been tested by experience computer players and results in a remarkable increase in perception and reaction capacities.
4 FpsBrain contains only ingredients that have been tested and are approved in Germany.
(via Wonderland)