Today on Boing Boing Gadgets, Beschizza leaped out of bed at the crack of midnight, called to wakefulness by the eerie command of Sir Clive's obelisk-imbued consciousness. That out of the way, Rob chugged down a pre-dawn iPhone beer, then dived right into a fascinating study of ergonomic pipettes.
Once the day proper had started, Brownlee looked at a Spectrum game recreated with a hamster and a Liliputian Lolita for your virtual molestation. The EFF busted another patent abuser and OS X media centers got sexier. We also figured out the perfect way to prevent house guests from having sex on your couch: buy a fold out sofa bunk bed instead.
Joel wrote some weird (but awesome) stream-of-conscious story about a hard drive degausser. He learned that Esquire would have an e-paper cover and ejaculated his central nervous system over a range hood, of all things.
We also looked at a pinwheel computer for the nuclear apocalypse and Apple co-founder, The Woz, and his early pirating of The Empire Strikes Back. Solar panels look like a decent investment and HP sucks at packing.
And cassette tapes? Hey, what do you know: they're still a multi-million dollar industry.