Adding the Benny Hill Theme to Anything Makes it Funny

If YouTube had a Ten Commandments carved on stone tablets, well, this would be one of them. To wit:

* Shrimp
* Landmines
* War of the Worlds
* Lord of the Rings
* Friday the 13th
* Guys humping Ottomans
* Construction equipment
* Star Wars Kid

The theme, of course, is "Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph. I'd like to see one of these videos with the stock market indexes free-falling towards zero, and sad guys on trading floors. Because so far, that's not funny. (Thanks, R Stevens, and BB commenters Neuracnu, Miss Cellania, and Boggis)