The Sarah Palin Turkey Video

Maybe she's right, and she is blessed by God. Because this video is a magical miracle of LOL. Truth Squad here — I despise her, and pray she never holds office in Washington, but I recognize my inferiority, too. I could never dream up anything this surreal and perfect. Pardon me while I heat up the tofurkey, basted with my very own tears. (Thanks, Tara McGinley)