Somali Pirates Have a Livejournal

Here it is. And, wouldn't you know it, they have an opinion on the murder conviction delivered to Phil Spector, whom they reveal as one of their own.

[L]et us say this to you now, American dogs: your snipers may take us out with headshots, or your lawyers may frame us for murder. We care not about the methods, and we care less about the results. Because we are not all as easy to find as our fallen comrade who lived in a castle in Los Angeles. Most of our castles are in Somalia, and they are underground, and they are guarded by wild boars who haven't been fed this week.

Official Statement on the Phil Spector verdict (, thanks Sean Bonner)