HOWTO Make entrails

Need to make entrails? Who doesn't? Mary Robinette Kowal has the skinny:

To make entrails takes very few supplies. Your shopping list looks like this.

* Unlubricated condoms
* KY Jelly
* Food coloring
* Press and Seal wrap
* Fake blood

Start by filling the condoms with KY Jelly. You'll need about one tube of KY per condom. Add a little bit of food coloring, but don't worry about mixing it evenly. I use 1 drop green to 3 drops red, personally. Tie each condom off making a whole bunch of individual of links.

Note: The KY usually makes really impressive farting noises.


How to make entrails

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