Donald Scruggs of Chino, CA was awarded a patent in 2007 for a self-boring coffin. (Via Random Good Stuff)
Patent for a screw-in coffin
Water pie is a pie which includes water as the main ingredient
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Human penis found at gas station. No cause for concern, say police.
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The vigorous workout routine of a giant andromedan spidersnail seahorse
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This knife sharpener is guaranteed to arrive by Valentine's Day and is on sale
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This fancy $30 toothbrush makes for a good Valentine's Day
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Treat that special someone in your life with this Microsoft Surface tablet, now only $159.99
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