Dolph Lundgren Facts

Actor/director/model/martial artist/smug bastard Dolph Lundgren can sing and play drums while karate-chopping glass bricks, surrounded by flappers in gogo boots. As one YouTube commenter aptly put it, he's "as charismatic as a maniac cyborg assassin." And as another asked, "sweet Jesus, why?"

Video Link. The ass-kicking starts around 2:38. I wonder if he'll become governor of California sometime soon. (thanks, Antinous!)