List of weird US laws has a list of 50 weird US laws, including the following:

Alabama: It's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Alaska: Whispering in someone's ear while he's moose hunting is prohibited.

Arkansas: It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

California: You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Florida: If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Any lawyers out there who can confirm that these are all true? Am I really not allowed to eat an orange in my bathtub in San Francisco?