Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie: Rock Paper Scissors 9.0

Bored of the same tired old rock-paper-scissors (lizard-Spock)? Try Mark Rayner's variant: "Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie!"

Monkey

* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot

Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot

* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie

Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate

* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey

Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja

* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie

Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie

* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey

Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!


How to Play Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie

(Thanks, Mark!)