Buzzword Blank Verse: the Search Engine video podcast returns!

Jesse Brown of the Search Engine podcast has just kicked off a new season of video installments. He sez, "It's called 'The Guru', and consists of the jargon contained therein was submitted to me by Search Engine listeners. They swear they've heard it all used in earnest!"

It's like blank verse composed by MBAs. The fact that some people get off on this phrasing is further proof of Rule 34.

The Guru

(Thanks, Jesse!)