"Do not put false fingernails on an opossum. I cannot emphasize this enough." Video link.
(images courtesy of mepearl.com; link via BB Submitterator, thanks Freddie Freelance!)
Update: Is this real, or is it viral marketing? "Site Design and edits by www.companyv.com," says the website. Lots of squirrel and critter stuff here and here, and her web designers are in Santa Monica. A Boing Boing reader points out that MeFi commenters identified her as "Anna Dresdon: Actress, Mime, Acting Coach." A mystery, still. (Thanks, Andrea James!)