$800 for a year's worth of post-apocalypse survival vittles

Via the BB Submitterator, Boing Boing reader crankypage says:

"Costco is selling a fascinating 1-year 1-person food supply kit, all canned and dehydrated and ready for your bunker. Includes 'Textured Vegetable Protein' fake meat and treats like 'chocolate drink mix.' For $800 you'll be ready to emerge after the black helicopters retreat and take on the new world order."