www.whatthefuckismytransmediastrategy.com is a project from Dan Hon and friends to generate random "transmedia" strategies for your business. Here are some I got:
Leveraging the power of event driven appointment to view broadcast to create continuous partial attention episodic social narrative dynamicsARGifying serious games through cross-platform brand-smart interactive narrative
Enhancing the gamelayer with interactive cloudsourced narrative
The scary thing is, I've actually heard people say stuff that's even weirder than this.
Whatthefuckismytransmediastrategy.com
(via Warren Ellis)