I was pleased to learn that Trader Joe's has recalled products containing that vile culinary interloper, cilantro. I hope this causes lots of people to fear this noxious, puke-inducing abomination. Maybe it will lead to a worldwide ban.
After hearing the good news, I went over to IHateCilantro.com to see what my comrades had to say. So far, not much, aside from a haiku about it:
Whaat? Cilantro foods
Recalled at my Trader Joe's!
I knew it could kill.
Some of the other cilantro haiku here are funny:
Egg salad sandwich
One bite – the enemy's here
Maiming my tastebuds
Guac is delicious
But when scathed with cilantro,
Prepare for your death.
Out of cilantro?
No prob that's what the restroom
Soap dispenser's for
You ruined my fajita
Now I have no lunch
Photo by JB. Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.