This sacrelicious Tokyo subway poster shows Jesus and his posse confronted by the awful spectacle of umbrellas forgotten on the train. It's part of a larger (and equally delightful) series linked below:
Jesus mourns Tokyo subway umbrella losses
Close the news apps and use your phone to destress instead
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Cops bust couple for bag labeled Definitely not a bag full of drugs." Guess what was inside!
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