How will world's worst dictators spend Christmas? Hilarious TV ad for South African chicken chain reveals all

[Video Link]. BB pal Griffin from South Africa says, "This TV ad was made for Nando's, one of South Africa's popular chicken fast food chains. As I understand it, they might have an outlet or two in the US as well. Watch how the infamous dictators are planning on spending their Xmas. Fucking brilliant!"

This may be one of the most hilarious TV ads I've ever seen in my life. Can you name them all?