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Lauren Boebert's son Tyler pleads guilty, dodges jail time
Carrying the proud family tradition of sleazy criminality and antisocial behavior, Lauren Boebert's son Tyler pleaded guilty to attempted identity theft yesterday, but managed to avoid jail time thanks to… READ THE REST
Robot vacuums yell obscenities at owners after hackers take control
Hacked robot vacuum machines began spouting obscenities and slurs this week after an exploit allowed hackers to take remote control of them. Through the Ecovacs app, he saw that a… READ THE REST
Ceres may be an "ocean world" only 18 months from home
Ceres, a dwarf planet in the asteroid belt, may be an ocean world—at least in the sense that the apparently rocky surface may hide massive quantities of brine. Water is… READ THE REST
Close the news apps and use your phone to destress instead
TL;DR: Lifetime access to Calmind Premium is just $49.99 (reg. $299) and allows you to use your phone's flashlight to help boost mental health, focus, and relaxation. Is the upcoming election season already… READ THE REST
Cancel Microsoft 365! Own Word, Excel, and more for only $25
TL;DR: Download Microsoft Office for Windows or Mac at $24.97 for a limited time and own your favorite apps for life. $25 once vs. $70 per year? We'd say to do the math, but… READ THE REST
AirTag, who? This tracking card might just be better than Apple's!
TL;DR: Know where your keys, wallet, and bags are with the KeySmart® SmartCard, a sleek tracking card on sale for $34.99 (reg. $39)! Are you tired of seeing the awkward lump your AirTag leaves… READ THE REST
