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Grant Morrison's The Invisibles is one of my absolute favorite comic book series of all time. I fell in love by the middle of the very first issue, when King Mob, Morrison's pseudo-self-insert in the story, performs some ritualistic chaos magick to summon the spirit of John Lennon. My young mind was blown by this… READ THE REST
Why did Sega go belly up in the console market?
I love Nintendo, but in a weird Stockholm Syndrome kind of way. My affection for Nintendo exists because I have no vessel in which to pour my adoration for Sega. I grew up a Genesis kid. Mario and his cutesy cohorts didn't entice my edgy 90s kid patronage back in the day. The Sega Genesis… READ THE REST
Evil West looks like a blast
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This Ultra-Discreet Bong Looks Just Like A Water Bottle
At this point, most people have no problem with a grown adult enjoying cannabis. It's 2022, not 1992. That being said, if you're a grown adult enjoying cannabis in 2022, it's probably time to ditch the goofy bongs that make you look like a cliché. If you're ready for something more grown-up and sophisticated, you… READ THE REST
This laser-guided, efficient robot vacuum is just $259.99
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Master a unique artwork style for less than the cost of lunch
In a world of easy online shopping and constant Instagram inspo, it can be challenging to find decor and artwork for your home that's truly unique. At some point, it feels like everyone has identical wall prints or has framed a similar photo as you. But it's possible to create something entirely original and visually stunning… READ THE REST