A student is suing his fraternity after a drunken acquaintance inserted a bottle rocket into himself and ignited it. The fireworks failed to launch, instead exploding inside his anus, thereby sending the startled plaintiff sprawling off a deck. He is also suing the acquaintance, whose injuries remain unclear. [Courthouse News]
Anal fireworks lead to lawsuit
60 containers of bull semen stolen
Police in Germany are urgently searching for 60 containers of bull semen stolen from a farm in Olfen, near Cologne, earlier this week. The bovine jizz must be kept at -196°C to avoid spoiling. They are seeking tips from the public that might lead to the recovery of the sperm, which was intended for artificial… READ THE REST
Alex Jones files for personal bankruptcy
Right-wing conspiracy theorist and oozing sore Alex Jones today filed for personal bankruptcy, his latest effort to escape more than $1.4bn in damages so far assessed against him by courts across the nation. Connecticut attorney representing the families of Sandy Hook victims told CNN that Jones' personal bankruptcy filing "will not work." "Like every other… READ THE REST
Under court order, Arizona county officials certify election results
Conservative officials in Cochise County, Arizona, didn't like how locals voted in last month's midterm elections. This plan met a problem in the form of Judge Casey McGinley, who ordered them to complete the official canvass within 90 minutes. The Republicans made clear they have no compunction at all over trying to flip the election… READ THE REST
Get these Beats earbuds with free shipping and guaranteed delivery by Christmas
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Like us, you love a holiday jam or two. Voices singing "Let's be jolly?" We eat that up. Choir bells ringing? Can't get enough. Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow?… READ THE REST
Get a lightly used 7th Gen iPad for under $300
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. New year, new you! And perhaps a new iPad is in the cards for 2023, but if you're working with a strict budget, there's nothing wrong with opting for a slightly… READ THE REST
Shape up your digital space one app at a time with over half off this Mac desktop cleaner
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. December is supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year for everyone, but it definitely doesn't feel that way, even when you are practicing sufficient self-care. Between the stress of… READ THE REST
