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Meteorite from Mars fetches $5.3 million at auction
The largest known piece of Mars on planet Earth sold today for $5.3m in an auction at Sotheby's in New York City. The meteorite, designated NWA 16788, weighs 54 pounds… READ THE REST
Woman heroically walks up down escalator, destroys morning commute, refuses to be told things
We've all been told that if you set your mind to something you can do it, as long as you don't give up. The woman in this video seems to… READ THE REST
House Speaker proves his spine is purely decorative
Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson, whose claim to fame is being Trump's eager doormat, has outdone himself in the art of being a quivering puddle of sick. As reported in… READ THE REST
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TL;DR: Normally $2,899, this MacBook Pro is now only $1,239.99. If your laptop sounds like it's about to take off every time you open Photoshop, it might be time for a… READ THE REST
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