Despite recent events, the Fairyland CDC "does not know of a virus, condition or curse that would reanimate dead gnomes (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."
Zombie Garden Gnome (Cheaper but not as cool) [Amazon]
Official Gnombies homepage [thegnombies.com]
Garden Gnome Zombie T-shirts, etc. [Cafepress]
Alternatively, there is a "Mini Zombie Gnome Hand-Painted Blood Bath Creature" available at Etsy.
Previously: CDC explains how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, Zombie garden sculpture brings the flesh-slavering undead to your daffodil bed
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Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox band teamed up with Wayne Brady (Whose Line Is It Anyway?) to bring us this 1930s jazz style cover of Michael Jackson’s 1983 hit “Thriller,” complete with zombie tap dancers. The band is currently on a worldwide tour. For nostalgia’s sake, here’s the music video for the original:
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