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Latest rumors have Nintendo Switch 2 landing in March
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Sony and Microsoft finally working on new handheld game consoles
LIKE BOING BOING BUT NOT THE ADS? CLICK HERE TO GO AD-FREE! Were it not for the overwhelming success of Nintendo's own portables, the 100m or so PSPs and Vitas that… READ THE REST
Sir David Attenborough displeased by AI clones of his voice
LIKE BOING BOING BUT NOT THE ADS? CLICK HERE TO GO AD-FREE! As funny as it may be to hear "David Attenborough" describe the mating habits of office workers with his… READ THE REST
Rock around the Christmas tree (and everywhere else) with the JBL Flip 6
TL;DR: Head to checkout to get this new, open-box JBL Flip 6 Portable Bluetooth Speaker on sale for just $74.99 (reg. $129) through December 15, with delivery in time for Christmas. What's… READ THE REST
Say goodbye to Apple Watch outage with the PowerBand's built-in charger, now 40% during Cyber Week
TL;DR: Your Apple Watch will never die when you upgrade its band to the PowerBand, which has an adjustable design and a built-in MagSafe charger—get it for $30 during Cyber Week! Picture… READ THE REST
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