"Who Paid Al Gore to Slowly Destroy This Baby Octopus" is a headline that just came up on when I tried out the Mother Jones Eco-Doom Headline Generator, which, in lampooning some of MoJo's real headlines, tends to come up with stuff you might otherwise see on The Onion or (dare I say it?) BoingBoing. It may well be the best waste of five minutes you'll find all day.
Mother Jones ecotastrophe headline generator
Beaker the parrot talks flirtatiously with an unamused lady parrot
Watch a charming little parrot named beaker talk flirtatiously to a lady parrot. Beaker is smooth with his words, and starts a conversation with his girlfriend by saying "hi baby… READ THE REST
How to pretend you're not high according to this comforting weed-mama
Allow a comforting mom presence to help you pretend you're not high AF when you have to go outside where all the normal people are. Every weed user needs to… READ THE REST
Awkward Flyer is a hilarious public art project
Awkward Flyer is an art project that spreads hilarious and bizarre flyers on telephone poles hither and yon. Many of them are for pretend workshops, such as "how to act… READ THE REST
Transform any space with these smart LED lights for only $29.99
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Hack your travel in 2023 with this bundle
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Nurture your child's inner DJ while enhancing STEM skills
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