Huge payouts for disgraced Rutgers coach and boss

How to make $1,000,000 at Rutgers:

  1. Get a job as a coach or athletic director.
  2. Beat students, throw basketballs at their head, and insult them with homophobic slurs.
  3. Profit!

Rice will get $1.1 million, and Rutgers' athletic director Tim Pernetti (who resigned last week) will get "$1.2 million in salary, plus an iPad, car allowance, and more than two years of health insurance coverage."