Pentagon confirms that Cap'n Crunch, cereal fraudster, is wearing rank of a U.S. Navy Commander

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"You are correct that Cap'n Crunch appears to be wearing the rank of a U.S. Navy commander," Lt. Cmdr. Sarah Flaherty, a U.S. Navy spokeswoman, told Foreign Policy Magazine. "Oddly, our personnel records do not show a 'Cap'n Crunch' who currently serves or has served in the Navy." Michael Peck reports on military fraud and sugar pusher Cap'n Crunch's tarnished legacy. (via Noah Shachtman)