Three weeks ago, humans set Rusty the Red Panda up on a blind date of indeterminate length with a female red panda named Shama at the Smithsonian National Zoo. Today, Rusty "went out for a pack of smokes", but his attempt at skipping town was thwarted by the zoo's Twitter followers, who caught him hiding in the bushes of a nearby neighborhood.
Red panda escapes zoo, is recaptured with help from Twitter
Can Opener bridge strikes again
Despite being raised eight inches, the famed Can Opener bridge continues to victimize innocent trucks. In this August crash video, a moving truck doesn't quite make it under the 11foot8+8 bridge… READ THE REST
Anticipated intelligence report on RTs influence campaigns
The Biden Administration is expected to drop a new report offering details on how Russian intelligence operates RT. It baffles me how the American right came to love and respect… READ THE REST
Alina Habba settles with woman she pretended to represent
Trump mouthpiece Alina Habba was accused of behavior that should have her disbarred. Habba has settled the claim for that un-lawyerly conduct with the woman she tricked. The claim is… READ THE REST
Enjoy epic flights the Phantom MAX 8 Smart Drone for just $80
TL;DR: At just $79.99 (reg. $169), the Ninja Dragon Phantom MAX 8 offers cutting-edge features like obstacle avoidance, HD cameras, and 360° rolling—all wrapped in one sleek, aerodynamic smart drone. Ready to take… READ THE REST
Bye, bye wires! Upgrade your audio game with these JBL noise-canceling headphones
TL;DR: Ditch your wired earbuds for these JBL Tune 770NC noise-canceling headphones, now available for $89.99 (reg. $129) with free shipping! No judgment, but are you seriously still listening to your tunes… READ THE REST
It's your last chance to give your bed a five-star hotel upgrade with these sheets!
TL;DR: Sleep cooler and more luxuriously with these bamboo-blend sheets that are plush and moisture-wicking, now $28.97 (reg. $119) until September 15! You've probably noticed that your sleep in a hotel is usually better… READ THE REST
