Hörsturz is a sudden loss of hearing caused by stress. Frühjahrsmüdigkeit is "spring fatigue," the opposite of spring fever. Putzfimmel is an obsession with cleaning.
Torschlusspanik, or "'gate closing panic'" is the anxiety-inducing awareness that as time goes on, life's opportunities just keep getting fewer and fewer and there's no way to know which ones you should be taking before they close forever."
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