Star Trekkin' was a brilliantly bad novelty song

This 1987 nightmare achieved immense commercial success in the UK and Australia. I've just listened to it for the first time in a couple of decades, and found it genuinely difficult to get through. What's interesting is that you can tell from the name, the GIF and my description that this is an amazingly unpleasant experience—and yet you will watch it anyway! [YT]