Human corpse in street turns out to be brisket

Tina Lin, compiling local police reports for The Andover Townsman of Massachussets, reports that "A caller from North Main Street reported at 12:38 p.m. that there was an item on the side of the road that looked like a torso."

Fortunately, Lin adds, 'The responding officer reported that "it was a brisket."'

Less fortunate, however, was a local resident who reported that "someone is beeping a horn when they drive by her house."

Police Log [via Arbroath]