Tina Lin, compiling local police reports for The Andover Townsman of Massachussets, reports that "A caller from North Main Street reported at 12:38 p.m. that there was an item on the side of the road that looked like a torso."
Fortunately, Lin adds, 'The responding officer reported that "it was a brisket."'
Less fortunate, however, was a local resident who reported that "someone is beeping a horn when they drive by her house."
Police Log [via Arbroath]
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