"I think your genie is hard of hearing." "No kidding, you think I asked for a 12" pianist?" So the guy processes this. And he's, like, "Does that mean…"
And he's, like, "Does that mean you wished for a twelve-inch penis?"
And the bartender's, like, "Yeah. Why, what did you wish for?"
And the guy's, like, "World peace."
So the bartender is understandably ashamed.
And the guy orders a beer, like everything is normal, but it's obvious that something has changed between him and the bartender.
And the bartender's, like, "I feel like I should explain myself further."
And the guy's, like, "You don't have to."
Guy Walks Into a Bar [Simon Rich]
(via Dan Hon)
(Image: Alibaba)
