12" pianist: the rest of it

"I think your genie is hard of hearing." "No kidding, you think I asked for a 12" pianist?" So the guy processes this. And he's, like, "Does that mean…"

And he's, like, "Does that mean you wished for a twelve-inch penis?"

And the bartender's, like, "Yeah. Why, what did you wish for?"

And the guy's, like, "World peace."

So the bartender is understandably ashamed.

And the guy orders a beer, like everything is normal, but it's obvious that something has changed between him and the bartender.

And the bartender's, like, "I feel like I should explain myself further."

And the guy's, like, "You don't have to."

Guy Walks Into a Bar [Simon Rich]


(via Dan Hon)

(Image: Alibaba)