What does your pizza-munching strategy say about you?

sharkpizza

A "study" into pizza-eating habits "reveals" what sort of "person" you are.

Tl;dr:

CRUST-FIRST: Bold, Innovative. Influencer.

FOLDER: Impatient, Competitive, Willing To Get It Done.

JUST BITE IN: Perfectionist.

KNIFE AND FORK: Calm. Methodical.

As a retired pizzologist (on keto diet—it provides analytical distance), I disagree with the above list. The corrected list is below.

CRUST FIRST: Supertaster.

FOLDER: Tolerant. Insouciant. Digressive.

BLENDER: Probably a cat person.

KNIFE AND FORK: Psychopath.

PULLS OFF TOPPINGS: Latent heterosexual.