Convicted felon televangelist Jim Bakker had a bad dream, so buy his apocalyptic potato dust

Xeni Jardin 4:29 pm Tue Oct 6, 2015

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Watch Jim Berger's hilarious edit of televangelist Jim Bakker recalling his recent End Times dream.

Jim Bakker is a convicted felon who continues ripping off the faithful with emergency food buckets that you will apparently need lots of when the End Times come.

He has his fans.

jim bakker show

Jim Bakker shows off his tub of cheesy broccoli rice. #JimBakker https://t.co/Lc9Q00tjKA

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) October 6, 2015

Jim Bakker tells us what happens when the world's food runs out. #JimBakker https://t.co/Z1CsquCIYs

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) October 6, 2015

Are YOU ready for your appointment at the #BemaSeat? #JimBakker https://t.co/jZeMYaQddE

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) October 5, 2015

[HT: Christian Nightmares]

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