"All I ask is that there's a way to take off the pounds without exercising, or changing what I eat, or how much of it I eat," says Stephen Colbert. "Other than that I am willing to do anything. Well, anything has finally arrived, and it's called Aspire Assist."
It's a surgically installed tube that's inserted into your stomach through a "skin port," and has a valve that lets you drain chewed up food into the toilet. Says one user, "I can drink my beer or my wine if I want to. And then I can just let go of 30 percent." Another user laments that you have to chew your food for it to work.
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