"Sure to stand out at the next party," promises BigMouth Inc.'s advertising copy. "Fits most adult heads." Say hi to Patty The Poodle and her "remarkably detailed" faux fur and skin.
"Clean with soap and water," the product description helpfully adds.
And here's Buck the German Shepherd, so popular that orders are backed up for a week.
Barry the Boxer (right) is, to my eye, not so well-designed, but the unnamed mutt above from Kennel Klub has the look and the most enthusiastic marketing blurb, too.
Ever wanted to know what's running through your dogs mind? Ever wanted to be a dog for a day?
Well here is your chance!! Slip on this mask and for the first time ever you will think like a dog...or at least look like one.
Freak out a friend, chase a cat, sniff a behind, whatever your heart desires.
Made exclusively for Off the Wall Toys. Bagged with illustrated Off the Wall Toys tag.
To ensure it's the real deal please look for the Off the Wall Toys label.
Finally, here's Paddy the Pitbull, ready to terrify the good tabloid-reading denizens of middle America and England.
The Trump administration is reportedly considering the possibility of re-implementing the Defense Production Act. Originally enacted during the Korean War, the Act essentially empowers the President to control the means of production—the idea being that it would be in the interest of the nation’s defense to force private manufacturers to focus their production efforts on […]
Adventure World in Japan has a program raising emperor penguins. In order to prevent parents from crushing babies, the staff cares for newborn chicks. But to prevent chicks from imprinting on humans as their parents, which would discourage them from mating with other penguins when they mature, staff wear penguin disguises on their heads and […]
In The New York Times, Gina Kolata writes that a team of scientists has proven a method of identifying specific individuals from “anonymous” data sets. Scientists at Imperial College London and Université Catholique de Louvain, in Belgium, reported in the journal Nature Communications that they had devised a computer algorithm that can identify 99.98 percent […]
Bad news: Your brain reaches its peak performance sometime before you turn 26, and it’s all downhill from there. Good news: At any age, training with brain exercises has big-time benefits. Better news? The Ultimate Memory Mastery Bundle hooks you up with 20 hours of proven psychology and neuroscience techniques to boost your brain and […]
Admit it…even having a pocket knife within reach at a moment’s notice makes you feel a little like James Bond, right? Like, if you run up against a locked vault or a sinister superweapon, all you’d need are a couple of hand-held tools to diffuse the whole situation and save the world. Look, we don’t […]
There’s no shortage of CRMs out there for large corporations, e-commerce companies, and booming startups to utilize. Think Salesforce, for example. But if you’re running a small business of ten employees max, there’s no way it makes sense to invest in an expensive, robust option like that. You’re better off using your old system of […]