"Sudo make me a sandwich": nerdier punchlines for a very nerdy XKCD

XKCD 149, AKA Sandwich, is justly treasured as a classic of nerd humor, but there are plenty of other potential punchlines.

It started with Jack William Bell's tweets yesterday:

And then others got in on the action:

I'm sure you've got some punchlines of your own to suggest.