Helpful baby compliment generator

If you're experiencing difficulty coming up with appropriately benign things to say about a friend or relative's new offspring, this generator is here to help. [babycompliments.com]

• That is one of the most perfect babies I have ever seen, and I hope I can literally steal it and take it home…

• "My my! Aren't you as needy and self-absorbed as your parents!"

• That's a baby!"