Here's a 2009 clip from Dish Network informing anyone watching a special channel that they are a "satellite pirate." It's not too harsh, actually, and Dish quickly goes from scolding "pirates" to pitching them with special offers.
"Hello, you're watching Dish Network. Did you know you're a satellite pirate?"
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