Behold, how the mighty have fallen.
Huh, so there *is* a Hell.
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) November 2, 2015
Buckets of milk and potato powder are also available. Jim would like you to know that this is the same "prosperity christianity" version of the Bible that he enjoyed reading while he was in prison.
When I first went to prison, I said I want to know Jesus. And I spent my first couple years reading Jesus. I just studied every word he spoke. And if you want to change your life, read Jesus. -Pastor Jim Bakker
[Thanks, Christian Nightmares!]